Forget Cherry Flavored Lip Balm
Chapstick has a pretty wide varieties of flavors these days. These include the traditional “Classic” flavors Original, Strawberry, Spearmint and Cherry.

As well as the newer Flava-Craze flavors, available in Grape Craze, Blue CrazeBerry, and Fruit Craze.

It looks like our choices are pretty limited here. I mean all we really have to choose from is something that tastes either minty or fruity. I’m going to even talk about Original flavor because it just plain sucks. What if we wanted something a little more savory??
Well as you might have guessed here it is…
J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm “Now you can make yourself taste like bacon. Our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm is a constant reminder of the awesome power of bacon. J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm will keep your lips from chapping while constantly reminding you why bacon is the king of meats.”
Just imagine how awesome your significant other will think you are when you lay a big kiss on them after slathering up with some of this tasty stuff.